DUI's, DWI's, underage drinking, throwing bottles off of balcony's, and urinating on buildings, cars, and shrubbery, unfortunately, make the news all the time in Centre County. Remember, our little county of Centre is the home of a couple of infamous .34+ blood alcohol level offenders, you know.
But finger dipping in the salad dressing at Hi-Way Pizza....well, that's just going a bit too far! I mean, really!
Police have assured us, though, that there is a silver lining in all of this. If you frequent Hi-Way Pizza, at least for the next year (and possibly more), the steak knives, pie slicer, and spatula will be safe and sound, and on the salad bar, and not in Mr. Mulling's pockets.
Hopefully Mr. Mulling sobers up enough and doesn't try that finger-licking-good trick at the Gray Bar Hotel's salad bar....just sayin'...