Friday, December 14, 2012

Just Ducky

http://www.centredaily.com/2012/12/14/3435719/boy-13-poses-as-ncis-officer-causes.html

It's only a show, folks....yet a moment of TV magic was brought home to our North Atherton Street Walmart, yesterday, with the news of a NCIS agent going rogue.

No word yet if it was Agent DiNozzo or Agent McGee...but one thing is sure...whomever it was will be getting a slap upside the head from Jethro, for this one.

Don't touch that dial, and stay tuned to see which CSI crew is called in to investigate (I'm hoping for the NY team)...or worse yet, Fringe Division.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Why it's always best to bury the hatchet

So....the Thanksgiving dinner is over, and you and the family decide to settle in for a nice, friendly game of Trivial Pursuit.

One thing leads to another, a dispute arises over the answer to a question, and you make the decision to handle it the only way you know how...by threatening the other player with a hatchet!

But wait!  Over a week goes by before the police are called in to investigate, and instead of burying the hatchet, like we're all told to do, it's magically transformed into a piece of drug paraphernalia, instead!

But the biggest unanswered question in this case, though, is just what was the alleged wrong answer that sparked this whole hatchet wielding incident???

http://www.centredaily.com/2012/12/02/3422203/police-man-threatened-with-hatchet.html